A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.:
- 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.
-' 'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
-'So, Ole,How was your day?' Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
-'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
-'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
-'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole
- Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
-'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
-HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!
-'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
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- 'I put drops in her eyes!!
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- 'I put drops in her eyes!!
U all thought I was telling you a dirty joke!!!!
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