Ríe siempre que puedas

Ríe siempre que puedas
"Haz que tu sonrisa cambie el mundo...Pero no dejes que el mundo cambie tu sonrisa."

Soríe, rie...

Soríe, rie...
Sonríe al mundo
Cuando sonríes liberas una hormona que lleva a tu mente un mensaje positivo, no lo olvides.
(Hellen Fisher)

Anda erguido, sonríe y haz que se pregunten cuál es el secreto que te hace reír
(Anónimo)

"Nunca dejes de sonreir, ni siquiera cuando estés triste, porque nunca sabes quién se puede enamorar de tu sonrisa"

"Todos los botiquines de urgencia deberían incluir sentido del humor." (Anónimo)

La risa es el sol que ahuyenta el invierno del rostro humano (Víctor Hugo)

Gente con sentido del humor:-)

miércoles, 23 de septiembre de 2009

OLE FILLS IN



A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.:
- 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.
-' 'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
-'So, Ole,How was your day?' Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
-'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
-'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
-'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole
- Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
-'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
-HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!
-'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
?????????????????????
- 'I put drops in her eyes!!
U all thought I was telling you a dirty joke!!!!

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